The Perfect Two
(By Auburn)
At any given time, the urge to sing “The lion sleeps tonight” is just a whim away a whim away, a whim away, a whim away…
away
La da da da, I’m gonna bury you in the ground.
La da da da, I’m gonna bury you with my sound.
I’m gonna drink the red from your pretty pink face.
I’m gonna put the Princess back in her place.
You may be the Bubblegum, but you sure chewed MY heart up.
La da da da, you pulled me out of the rubble.
La da da da, I knew then you’d be trouble.
La da da da, you shut your heart away.
La da da da, love you but I cannot stay.
One day, Simon and I went out to play.
And I found that he’d melted away.
La da da da, I’m trying to understand.
La da da da, he smells like penguins, is that the same man?
Frozen Wasteland, Frozen Wasteland.
La da da da, I’m wandering again.
La da da da, missing my best friends.
La da da da, a day spent sobbing.
La da da da, I’m told one bite’ll be problem solving.
La da da da, you pulled me from the rubble.
La da da da, I should’ve known you’d be trouble.
La da da da, I’m gonna bury you in the ground.
La da da da, I’m gonna bury you with my sound.
I’m gonna drink the red from your pretty pink face ….
Headcanon: The song Princess Bubblegum interrupted with “Marceline, that’s too distasteful!” would have sounded something like that.
Beautiful song by moxie-the-shuppet. All credit goes to her. ♥

Because tonight’s moon looks pretty, here’s a Jason Mraz song that I always sing on nights like this one.


Uhm did I just find a classical cover of katy perry’s E.T. say what??
OH MY GOD
I
I AM IN LOVE
GET ON MY BLOG.
this so beautiful))
I LOVE THIS.
OH GOD THIS IS AMAZING.
jesus dicks this again
still one of my favorite songs
soft romney
warm romney
little ball of shit
rascist romney
sexist romney
what a fucking tit


I AM TOTALLY FANGREYING OVER THIS HARD!!! I CAN’T!!! PLEEEEEASE REBLOG!!!Not even terribly uncomfortable dorm room recording conditions could keep me from throwing in my Tumblr welcome to Fire Lord Grey DeLisle… If you aren’t following her, WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR LIFE? GO DO IT NOW. And hey, while we’re at it, Grey… follow me, maybe? ♥ c;
Logged onto Tumblr today,
Found my dash in disarray
Who could have made it this way?
DeLisle, comma, GreyWe’re so obsessed with your tweets
You joining is such a treat
Who else could be so elite?
DeLisle, comma, GreyI promise we’ll be
Nice, accommodating
This place is amazing
Soon you will be dominatingHey we all know that
Azula’s crazy
But Grey’s on Tumblr
So follow, maybe?It’s not a fake account,
Promise, baby,
Yeah Grey’s on Tumblr
So follow, maybe?Hey we all know that
Azula’s crazy
But Grey’s on Tumblr
So follow, maybe?When she’s not on TV,
Or winning Grammys
Grey’s on Tumblr
So follow, maybe?Before you took over our site
We missed you so bad
We missed you so bad
We missed you so, so badBefore you took over our site
We missed you so bad
And you should know that…
So follow, maybe?(I have no idea why anyone would want to download this one, but if for some reason you do, have at it! ♥)
fangrey. FANGREY. OMG.

My Immortal, originally by Evanescence, as sung by some Gregorian monks.
You are so welcome.
Legitly crying right now.
This is beautiful.
Fuck Evanescence, these guys do this way better.
oh
my
fucking
god
yes this is good
Holy…wow…wow…
Brb sobbing
….oh
…….wow
oh fuck this is beautiful
please tell me there’s somewhere i can download this from i can’t handle this
“So I cross my heart and I hope to die,
That I’ll only stay with you one more night.
And I know I’ve said it a million times,
But I’ll only stay with you one more night.”
-Maroon 5
Could you imagine if they remade the PokeRap and added all the Pokemon through Black and White? The singer would be on the floor in fetal position hallucinating Pokemon by the end of the song.

I CAN SHOW YOU THIS SPOOOORT
EARTH, FIRE AND WATER
TELL ME KORRA, NOW WHEN DID YOU LAST
SEE SOME MOVES LIKE THESE?
I CAN SHOW YOU SOME TRICKS
TAKE YOU KNOCKOUT BY KNOCKOUT
OVER BACKWARDS AND UNDER
WE KNOCK THEM BACK INTO THE DRAIN!
A WINNING SCOOORE,
WE’RE ON OUR WAY TO THE TOURNAMENT!
NO ONE TO TELL US NO
EXCEPT TAHNO
BUT HE’S A TOTAL ASSHOLE
And that is why Borra.